Sailor Moon Hentai MST's
Chapter One:
Diana's Torture: An MST of Diana's Little Adventure, by Miss ParaPara.
MST'd by Kana and Senshi
Dr. Forrester got married. He couldn't believe it. He finally found the perfect woman to share his life, and his bed, with. That is, until she killed him. Now Vanishi Forrester owned our favorites, Joel and the bots, but even the evil Dr. F put them through was nothing compared to what Vanishi put them through... they didn't last long.
After the Sailor Senshi defeated Galaxia and the Animates, they came upon an evil even Sailor Moon could not defeat; Empress Vanishi. The senshi were caught, and were allowed to live only if they would read SAILOR MOON hentais for 'an experiment', so Vanishi said.
I think she was just trying to kill them, howabout you?
---A white light flashed in the room. Minako rolled over in her bed, covering her head with her pillow. "It's too eaaarrrly!" She whined, and Rei threw a Sobe bottle at her. "Come on, let's get it over with." Ami grabbed a tray of coffee, Makoto grabbed a few rice cakes, and Minako and Rei dragged a still-sleeping Usagi to the theatre.
---~~The first door is a bunny-wallpaper covered wall. The bunnies start hopping, and as they trip and fall down, a door opens in the wall.
~~The second door is a wall of ice. Mako-chan throws her coffee on it, and it melts away.
~~The third door is a wall of fire. Minako sneezes, and it sizzles out.
~~The fourth door is an electric gate. Usagi trips over the switch and the gate swings open.
~~The fifth door is a big heart-shaped hole in a wall. They step through, and are covered in yellow paint. They all groan, and take their seats.
Vanishi's Voice: Why, good morning girls! Why are you up so early?
Makoto: Shutup and play the damned thing. I'm tired of holding Usagi up. The least you could do is play it so she'll wake up.(a loud squeak is heard as the projector starts. Usagi jumps up, then starts crying.)
Usagi: You didn't HAVE to wake me up!
(the others giggle.)
>*Diana's Little Adventure
Rei: At least it's not A FURRY TALE.
Ami: Rei? I'm going to be ill if you mention *that* again.
Makoto: Heh.
>By: Miss ParaPara
Usagi: Hey, isn?t that-
All: No, it's a knock off. Leave it alone!
>Rated: H
Ami: (starting to look a little pale) Diana? Hentai? eww!
Minako: (consoles) It's okay, Ami-chan. Just repeat after me, "No furry things, no furry things"
Ami: (starts chanting)
>Author's note: I should warn you that this fic contains cats in sexual positions
Makoto: Kitty-Style!
Usagi: Diana's dating Hercules now?
Makoto: SHH!
>and situations that may be offensive to some. Reader discretion is advised. This story may be a little short but I'm just writing it to kill time.
Ami: Short? Oh, darn!
Rei: (snickers)
>Hope you enjoy! ...........................................................................
Usagi: Look! Kitty tracks!
Makoto: Looks more like droppings to mph! (is cut off by Ami's hand on her mouth.)
> "Diana!" Luna cried in shock.
Usagi: (Imitating Luna) Get me out of this fic!
Rei: (Imitating Luna) What did I tell you about rolling around in Usako's hair? Now you're a kitty-odango!
>Her daughter Diana had just knocked over Minako's favorite vase.
Minako: But I don't have a favorite vase? I don't know if I own A VASE.
Rei: Sure you do, you keep it next to the black thong the fic writers always have you wear. (snicker)
Minako: Shuttup oh she of red leather.
Rei: (shuts up)
>All the cats were at Minako's (aka: Artemis's house).
Usagi: Since when did Artemis start paying the bills?
Ami: Well, I guess he does do a bit of the housework?
>All the senshi were at Rei's temple having a meeting, so the cats went to Minako's to spend the day together as a family.
Minako: Please remember where the kitty-litter box is! PLEASE.
Ami: Shh, it's a fan-FIC. FICTIONAL, dear.
Usagi: Yeah, Minako's is soo fun! screw Disney World.
>Luna & Artemis didn't expect their daughter to be breaking Minako's stuff.
Makoto: Why not? She's a lil kitty. A lil cute kitty-cat!
Rei: (sweat drops)
> " I'm sorry Mother," Diana jumped down from a shelf. " Am I in trouble?"
Makoto: (imitating Luna) No, all is forgiven. The End.
Usagi: I sooo wish.
> " Well.." Luna tried to think of a punishment, but nothing came to mind.
Ami: Um.. time out in a corner? No snacks? Grounded to the litter box? Just don't go... there. (points to a big H on a door, open to a toilet, with a bottle of pepto-bismal next to it.)
> " Yes, you are in trouble!" Artemis picked Diana up with his mouth, "I decided a punishment for you.
Ami: (looks at the Hentai-Toilet) Uh? guys?
Minako: Ami, remember? It's just a fic! It's just a fic! Wait... they're in my house!
Usagi, Makoto, and Rei: (sweat drops)
> Could you clean this mess up please Luna?"
Usagi: (imitating Luna) Sure, I got a better idea though. Why don't YOU clean it up, and I find Hercules to make a semi-decent yet bestial hentai-scene?
>" Sure," Luna replied. She went to find a broom and dust pan (cats can use them too, just like humans. Well maybe not real cats, but anime cats can).
Rei: But of course!
Minako: Well, now we just need to teach her how to use a vacuum.
Usagi: (grumbling) and prozac.
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All: (to the daadaadaa song) Dot dot dot?? dot dot dot!
>" Why are we in the backyard, Father?"
Ami: Because we're going to play basketball? Please?
Minako: Because I want to lie in the sun. The End.
Usagi: (Imitating MoJo JoJo) Because I walked out of the house into the backyard, and that is where we are, for if I had not walked out, we would still be in the house, and therefore not in the backyard.
(Rei and Makoto sweatdrop)
> asked Diana. Artemis put her down on the grass. " Diana I want you to have sex with me." Artemis explained,
Ami: (bolts to the Hentai Toilet and loses her breakfast)
Makoto: Which is worse, Diana and Artemis, or ChibiUsa and Mamarou
Usagi: CHIBI USA AND MAMO-CHAN?!?!? NEVER!!!
Rei: (Dumps her cold coffee on Usagi) Shush.
>" I think the reason you are so hyperactive is because you have a build up of sexual stress.
Minako: (patting Ami's back, helping her wash herself) That's a lame reason to screw your daughter.
Ami: (sick, incredulous) And what's a good reason???
> I want to help you with this problem."
Usagi: Oh, definitly, dad, right after I talk to mom about your blueballs, okay?
Makoto: Usagi! (sighs) wouldn't ritalin be easier???
>" Is sex fun?" Diana asked. " Come look at my balls."
Makoto: (imitating Diana) I ASKED A QUESTION, BITCH!
Minako: (helps Ami to her seat, a trashcan in her lap) Wouldn't she have seen them already? He doesn't wear anything to cover them?
> Artemis instructed her. " Their so big!"
Ami: Yes, their hueg.
Makoto: Ami, no MandiS-isms.
> exclaimed Diana. She hit one of them with her paw. When she did this Artemis
Rei: Beat her to death while holding his scrotum in one paw, and is now in prison. THANK YOU!
>'s dick sprang out at her.
All: BOOIOOOIOOOIIOING!
> It was 3 inches long, which was HUGE for a cat.
Makoto: (imitating artemis) Good, ego... here, stroke my ego please.
> Artemis told Diana to lick his dick and balls.
Ami: (Sticks her head in the trashcan)
Usagi: Boy, I guess Luna's not giving him any? That's sexual tension right there!
Rei: What do you know of sexual tension?
Usagi: (smirks) I'm stuck on a satellite with four chicks.
Minako: (looks insulted) But last night you said I was-(muffled by Usagi's foot in Minako's mouth)
>Diana did what she was told.
Makoto: Because she is stupid.
> Artemis's dick tasted like a hotdog.
All: What?!?
Makoto: So it tasted like leftover cow???
Ami: (leaves her head in the trash can)
> Diana suddenly bit into Artemis's dick.
Minako: He deserves it. BITE IT OFF!
Rei: (raises an eyebrow) Lesbian Feminists Unite?
Minako: (growls) SO?
>" Oh, that feels soo good. Bite it again, Diana. Treat my dick like it is a hotdog."
Usagi: (imitating Luna) Heh.. you think that's sick? He asks me to call him my slimy whore when we have sex.
Ami: USAGI!
>Artemis was a strange cat.
Ami: I should say so.
Minako: (In unison with Ami) No shit.
>He liked having his dick bit hard. Artemis turned around, so they could do a 69 position. Diana liked the feeling of another pussy's tongue on her wet pussy.
Ami: (very very very ill) That darn cat's licking the other darn cat's cat!
Usagi: That was wrong.
> Artemis thought his daughter tasted good, similar to Luna.
Rei: Bloodlines, juicelines, what?s the difference?
> Finally Diana came in Artemis's mouth. Artemis liked up all the sweet juice. " Now for the real action."
Usagi: (Newsreel voice) Sailor Moon, Defender of PURE love and Justice came and moon-dusted him back to the Silver Millenium! The end.
>Artemis placed his cock at Diana's entrance. " Are you ready for this Diana?" Artemis asked the little purple kitten underneath him. " JUST FUCK ME DAD!!" Diana begged.
Ami: (sticks her head back in the trash can)
Makoto: Haven't we all asked that a time or two?
Rei:?eh?
> Artemis rammed his cock into Diana. Diana meowed in pain, but soon this pain was replaced by pleasure. Artemis's huge cock caused Diana to have two more orgasms.
Usagi: Hey? I didn't know female cats HAD orgasms? you know what I mean?
Ami: (quizzical) Sure? we do, don't we?
Minako: YOU BET WE DO!
> Just before he came, Artemis pulled his cock out of Diana and sprayed his cum all over Diana's face.
Usagi: Gee... thanks dad.
> He then helped her lick it off.
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Ami: And they blew up into little bits from shame? see? Those are the little bits!
Others: *sweadrop*
>" Is what we did allowed?" Diana asked her father, as they headed back to the house.
Minako: (Artemis) Sure... just don't tell your mother.
Ami: That's a hell of a time to ask if it's legal.
Rei: (Diana) Hey, pops? smile! You're on Kitty Camera!
>Luna must be done her cleaning by now. " Diana," Artemis explained," All cats in the world are related in some way or another. They have all fucked at least one of their relatives in their lifetime.
Rei: That is, if they live in Arkansas.
(A bolt of lightening hits Rei, and Vanishi's voice booms down.) I WAS BORN THERE. WHERE DID YOU THINK EVIL WAS BORN? CLINTON?S FROM ARKANSAS, TOO, RIGHT???
Rei: (black and crispy) whoops?
> Cats aren't like humans. But I don't recommend you tell your mother what happened. She wouldn't approve." " Okay." Diana replied.
Ami: Well, I think Diana should have bit it off.
> Inside the house Luna was sitting on Minako's bed waiting for them. " Did you punish Diana, Artemis?'' Luna asked.
Minako: (as Artemis) Oh, yes dear... with all my manhood.
Usagi: Ew.
> She eyed Artemis suspiciously. " Oh, yes of course, Luna." A sweatdrop appeared on Artemis's forehead.
Makoto: As he realized he still smelled like kitten.
> Luna looked out the window at the backyard. " It sure didn't look that way to me."
ALL: You WATCHED???
>Luna replied, " In case you forgotten, Minako's window faces the backyard. I saw you two getting it on. Why didn't you tell me you were going to have sex. I would have joined."
Ami: (runs to the H-Toilet)Glurg
Minako: Ami? Hey, buddy? ya okay?
> " Well let's all have it again." suggested Diana. And that's exactly what the three did all afternoon. Until Minako came home and found all three of them trying to do what looked like a strange 69 position.
Minako: And Venus-Love-Chained them all.
> " What the fuck?!
Usagi: You mean all them fuck.
> ARTEMIS!!!"
Rei: It's not just Artemis! Kill them all!!!
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Minako: See? See? There's the Venus Love Chain! I did kill them! YAY!
>Well that was my short little hentai fic about Diana. Hope you liked it.
All: A resounding GAG.
>You can send me comments at Ja ne 4 now and keep reading my fics (both hentai and "clean")
-Miss ParaPara
Usagi: Let's go kill her.